You Give Movies a Bad Name: Pucked?

Jon Bon Jovi's "Blue Steel" face.  

National Lampoons: Pucked

I don’t know who this movie will hurt more, Jon Bon or National Lampoons? Maybe it’s anyone who pays $8 dollars to see “Pucked.” Maybe I’m wrong, maybe Jon Bon Jovi is the next Chevy Chase?

But this movie has straight to “DVD release” written all over it. Not only is the leading man played by a musician, but it has two cast members who are familiar with the straight to DVD process: Estella Warren and Cary Elwes.

Here’s the plot summary from imdb.com:

Frank Hopper (Bon Jovi) is a former lawyer, long-term loser and constant dreamer - and frankly, probably just not all that bright. When he receives a credit card in the mail, he believes he's hit the jackpot. It's not long before he's working his way toward financing his dream - an all-woman hockey team. He's also put himself in debt to the tune of more than $300,000. Naturally, he winds up in court when his plan backfires.

Wow, this movie has the potential to be my biography. Except instead of an all-woman hockey team, I would probably try to start an all-woman golf tour.

They already have that you say...

Damn.