What a Dick (Cheney)

Just what the administration needed: more bad press.

Is it just a coincidence that Dickie C. shot an attorney? Considering the current leadership’s anti-trial attorney stance, the “health-care system can be fixed if we just limit those greedy lawyers” attitude. I’m guessing Cheney’s subconscious took-over and guided the shotgun towards Harry Whittington. I’m kidding of course, but what a big mistake.

Think about the stereotypical hunters involved in shooting accidents. Rednecks, hillbillies, and just down right unlucky bastards, not usually the cream of the crop. When I first read this story I had a mental picture of Dick Cheney in a red flannel shirt, brown overalls, a flannel-lined hunting hat with earflaps on his head, and a heavily chewed cigar hanging from his mouth.



“Let’s go shot dem quails.”

“Yeee-hawwww”