"Blue Moon?"

To Play or Not To Play, That is the Question.  

So Randy Moss smokes marijuana. Who would’a thunk it? During an interview with Bryant Gumble on HBO, Randy Moss confessed to ‘dancing with Mary Jane’ “every blue moon.” This is not surprising to any Vikings fan. We’ve all seen Randy’s song and dance, and we know the routine well. Most people forget that he was caught with “his friend’s” weed before.

I hope that Raider’s fans are ready for the ‘Randy Experience.’ It’s a ride that hits the highest highs (no pun intended), and will inevitably hit some low lows. I mean, can an L.A.P.D. chauffeured ride to the clink be far behind? I can’t almost see it now:

Sometime around week ten, about the time that the Raider’s D is exposed for the sham it is, Randy is going to be unhappy. This unhappiness leads to typical offensive behavior and/or taunting of some sort. Joe Sunday, L.A.P.D. officer, is a huge KC Chiefs fan. Joe Sunday has recently relocated to L.A. to become a cop.
Randy is speeding as he drives past Officer Sunday on a beautifully sunny fall day. He looks up through the sunroof of his Hummer, and wouldn’t you know it but it happens to be a ‘blue moon.’ A little of California’s finest will make his day complete.
Sunday sees the purple Hummer wiz by. He pulls him over and immediately realizes who it is when he runs the plates. Officer Sunday heard about the admission, is still sore from the tough loss to the Raiders (37 to 35), and is especially peeved with Mr. Moss. Payback is a bitch.